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Sarcastic Old Age Birthday Card

Sarcastic Old Age Birthday Card

Regular price $5.00 USD
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A funny and sarcastic birthday card for your loved one to make them laugh (or cringe - whatever your fancy is!). Perfect for a grandma, grandpa, mom, dad, sister or brother who is aging with grace... like milk! :D


Product details: This card says "Look, I'm not saying you're old, but if you were milk I'd sniff you first" with a hand-illustrated drawing of a pint and glass of milk



Your item(s) will be fulfilled within 1-2 days and then shipped which usually takes 4-12 days.


Note: Personalized items will take an additional 1-3 days to fulfill. 


    Hand illustrated artwork
  • Each card has a blank interior
  • Each card is paired with a brown kraft envelope
  • Size: A2 (4.25" x 5.5")
  • Printed on 100 pound, 300 gsm smooth white card stock
  • Designed, Printed & packaged in the USA

Gifting option (free!)

For no additional fee, if you would like a card to be sent directly to the recipient, after purchase please email me at: Please include your order number and the personalized message you would like me to write in the card.

Be sure to include the RECIPIENT's address at checkout.

I will hand-write the message and mail it in a brown Kraft envelope.

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